Get Schmidtty with These Top 5 'Oh Schmidt' Moments from New Girl

When it comes to sitcom besties, it doesn’t get more iconic than Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl’s eccentric and quick-witted prince of the East Coast with a love for homemaking — and his own reflection. With unwavering loyalty, a heart of gold, and a collection of razor-sharp insults in his arsenal, Schmidt’s presence in the loft was one that not only grounded his fellow roommates, but also showed them how boundless a loving friendship could be. In honor of the main man himself, we’re highlighting five moments that prove why Schmidt is the true best friend you never knew you needed.  

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The Douche Jar – Various  

As the loft’s king of sophistication, Schmidt’s more eccentric tastes and qualities have the unfortunate tendency of being labeled “douchey” by his loft mates. Eager to keep him from driving them all insane, the other roommates institute a douche jar that forces Schmidt to pay a dollar for every ridiculous comment, action, and quirk they deem “too much.”   

Schmidt Saves the Day and Gets the Girl – Season 01 Episode 13

Valentine’s Days can be hard, which is why a guarded Schmidt is committed to having a one-night stand. After realizing that Jess is at risk of doing the same (and getting her heart broken) he intervenes to protect her, saying that if ever she did have a one-night stand it should be with someone she cares about. This later reveals itself to be a self-fulfilling prophecy when he and CeCe (Hannah Simone) end up getting intimate for the first time.  

Schmidt Helps Jess Get Her Moves Back – Season 04 Episode 02 

Envious of Schmidt’s newfound success on a dating app, Jess (Zooey Deschanel) goes against his warnings and makes a profile online as well. Eager to keep his dear friend from getting hurt, Schmidt embarks on a mission to teach her everything she needs to know about online dating.  

Schmidt Saves Fawn Mascato’s Career – Season 04 Episode 21 

Just as his explosive relationship with city councilwoman Fawn Mascato (Zoe Lister-Jones) begins to fall apart, an ill-timed wardrobe malfunction leaves Fawn vulnerable to humiliation. Knowing that he’s the only one who can take the heat off of her, Schmidt lies that he’s the real reason for the malfunction, ruining his local reputation while simultaneously saving his ex-girlfriend from a career implosion. 

Schmidt Tries To Give CeCe the Wedding of Her Dreams – Season 05 Episode 22 

It’s official: After years of back-and-forth, CeCe and Schmidt are finally tying the knot. The only problem? CeCe’s mother couldn’t be less enthused about the coming nuptials. Driven to keep CeCe from celebrating her big day with the most important person in her life, Schmidt defies all odds (and his own groomzilla instincts) to make it the most special day ever.   

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