Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons

TV14

Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Episode 1 - 22 mins
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Episode 2 - 22 mins
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode 3 - 22 mins
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Episode 4 - 22 mins
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Episode 5 - 22 mins
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Episode 6 - 22 mins
Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Episode 7 - 22 mins
Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Episode 8 - 22 mins
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
Madame and Her Special Friend
Episode 9 - 22 mins
A wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.
Something Salted and Twisted
Episode 10 - 22 mins
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
Santa's Village of the Damned
Episode 11 - 22 mins
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
That Special Tug
Episode 12 - 22 mins
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Episode 13 - 22 mins
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Episode 14 - 22 mins
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
My Tongue Is Meat
Episode 15 - 22 mins
Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
Ergo, the Booty Call
Episode 16 - 22 mins
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Episode 17 - 21 mins
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Episode 18 - 22 mins
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Episode 19 - 22 mins
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Episode 20 - 21 mins
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
And the Plot Moistens
Episode 21 - 21 mins
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Episode 22 - 22 mins
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Arguments for the Quickie
Episode 23 - 22 mins
Charlie's former girlfriend returns with an unexpected request.
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Episode 24 - 22 mins
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Madame and Her Special Friend

Something Salted and Twisted

Santa's Village of the Damned

That Special Tug

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

My Tongue Is Meat

Ergo, the Booty Call

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

And the Plot Moistens

Just Once with Aunt Sophie

Arguments for the Quickie

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite