Two and a Half Men
Warner Bros
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Episode 1 - 21 mins
    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

  • People Who Love Peepholes

    Episode 2 - 21 mins
    Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Episode 3 - 20 mins
    Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget; Jake decides to drop out of school.

  • Nine Magic Fingers

    Episode 4 - 21 mins
    Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Episode 5 - 20 mins
    Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

  • The Squat and the Hover

    Episode 6 - 21 mins
    Depressed Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.

  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Episode 7 - 19 mins
    Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.

  • Thank You for the Intercourse

    Episode 8 - 21 mins
    Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

  • Frodo's Headshots

    Episode 9 - 21 mins
    After being released from the hospital, Alan faces challenges that test his mental stability.

  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Episode 10 - 21 mins
    Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

  • What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Episode 11 - 20 mins
    Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Episode 12 - 21 mins
    Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Episode 13 - 20 mins
    When Walden's mother and ex-wife try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.

  • A Possum on Chemo

    Episode 14 - 20 mins
    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Episode 15 - 21 mins
    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Episode 16 - 20 mins
    Conflict arises when a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day.

  • Not in My Mouth!

    Episode 17 - 19 mins
    A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship.

  • The War Against Gingivitis

    Episode 18 - 21 mins
    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  • Palmdale, Ech

    Episode 19 - 21 mins
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  • Grandma's Pie

    Episode 20 - 21 mins
    Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife.

  • Mr. Hose Says Yes

    Episode 21 - 21 mins
    Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

  • Why We Gave Up Women

    Episode 22 - 21 mins
    When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

  • The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Episode 23 - 21 mins
    Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love he receives upon his return from the hospital.

  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    Episode 24 - 21 mins
    Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

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