Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons

TV14

Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

Pilot
Episode 1 - 23 mins
Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.
Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 2 - 21 mins
Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room.
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 3 - 21 mins
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode 4 - 21 mins
Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Episode 5 - 18 mins
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 6 - 21 mins
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode 7 - 21 mins
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Episode 8 - 19 mins
Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.
Phase One, Complete
Episode 9 - 21 mins
Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.
Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 10 - 21 mins
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 11 - 20 mins
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Episode 12 - 21 mins
The housekeeper's beautiful teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode 13 - 20 mins
Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode 14 - 20 mins
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store.
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 15 - 21 mins
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 16 - 21 mins
Frankie reveals why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 17 - 20 mins
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Episode 18 - 21 mins
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode 19 - 19 mins
Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode 20 - 21 mins
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 21 - 21 mins
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 22 - 20 mins
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.
Just Like Buffalo
Episode 23 - 21 mins
Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode 24 - 21 mins
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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Two and a Half Men

Watch Full Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 1

Pilot

Big Flappy Bastards

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Phase One, Complete

Merry Thanksgiving

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Sarah Like Puny Alan

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

That Was Saliva, Alan

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

An Old Flame with a New Wick

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

No Sniffing, No Wowing

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Just Like Buffalo

Can You Feel My Finger?