Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons

TV14

Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Episode 1 - 21 mins
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Episode 2 - 21 mins
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
Glamping in a Yurt
Episode 3 - 21 mins
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Episode 4 - 21 mins
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
Oontz Oontz Oontz
Episode 5 - 21 mins
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Episode 6 - 21 mins
Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Episode 7 - 21 mins
Walden and Alan befriend three moms, but things get complicated when Walden falls for one of them.
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Episode 8 - 21 mins
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Episode 9 - 21 mins
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house.
Here I Come, Pants!
Episode 10 - 21 mins
Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker makes a discovery.
For Whom the Booty Calls
Episode 11 - 21 mins
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he finds it to be a nice getaway from Alan.
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Episode 12 - 21 mins
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker.
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Episode 13 - 21 mins
Walden fears that breaking up with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Lyndsey asks Alan to move in.
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
Episode 14 - 20 mins
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift.
Of Course He's Dead
Episode 15 - 18 mins
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
Of Course He's Dead
Episode 16 - 21 mins
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

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Watch Full Episodes of Two and a Half Men

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 12

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Glamping in a Yurt

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Here I Come, Pants!

For Whom the Booty Calls

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Of Course He's Dead